undergraduate

i am an undergraduate now..

looking back at everything...i really tink i'm a fucking r-tard..

tats y i keep this blog u see...to see how big a r-tard i am..

but now...its a new life..new fucked-upness...new bullshit..

its time to turn around..to change what i use to be..

its time..

to mug!!!!

updates..

i experienced the first true prata in my life on monday..
i've got only one thing to say...

SHIOK ARH!!!!

1 wake jump finally. bout 1 month left before i conquer my 2 wake.
brought aisha to try wakeboarding.. gotta say its a really fun experience to spend time with her and my friends. well, no real awkward moments..perhaps the only one was when jon and ror offered me their drinks. was afraid she would get angry or something.. but nah she didn't. nice day spend overall..

i have got no mood whatsoever to teach tuition these days. wah lan eh..super sian lar...to imagine myself sitting there for more than 1 hr and my plans being ruined is really super pissifying. i just want to wakeboard all day. chill by the beach or something. even asking me to stay in bed all day long is fine with me as well..i need a break urgently man..

BOMBALI!!!! HERE I COME!!!

to prevent any confusion(and weird situations)

according to my dear friend...

"just say 'uh' enuff alr"

i'm happy..

that was exactly what i told the manager during my interview today to work in ben and jerrys. but then again, i am really quite happy with my life now..besides the fact that i'm poor and fat, everything else is actually going quite fine.

its funny how people sell themselves just to get a job. its an ice cream scoopy for goodness sake. not some managing post in some multi-national corp. i simply sold myself as being crazy..argh...hope to get in though..can imagine how fun its gonna be already..

abstinence is bliss...that was my nick for quite sometime. and to me it still stands. cause when u take that sip of scotch/vodka/lambo in ur mouth, that sip is just oh so heavenly. the wonders of alcohol, great company and good music brought me to skip work today. just 1 more day left to teach these lil brats..hehe...life is a blur from next week onwards...

give me strength...or just some money would be fine too..

the one that got fat..

what is wanguin. is it a chinese name?..is it another cool christian name that nobody has thought of? or is it simply just something lame?...well, it is just something lame..really lame..

collectively, this particular group of friends and i are known as penguins. don't ask me how we are known as penguins..(according to some, its cause we talk funny like those in that stupid penguin movie). the worse is yet to come, i'm known as the wanker penguin. perhaps its due to the graphic content of my speech, or the fact that i have an emoicon of a wanking hand.. i'm cursed with the name wanguin. as the penguin motto is anything goes, i have no right to protest, and i shall step out of my comfort zone and name my blog as such.

this blog shall be an account of my day to day life..be prepared to hear alot of emo stuff, alot of lame,fart jokes, and not to forget alot of booze. if my technical mind is in place i will post some pictures, maybe videos even. for now, its just words.

i did the dumbest thing today of buying breakfast but forgetting to bring it to school...yippee!..total waste of money. in 2 days time i'll be going for an interview to be a scoopy to join the forces of other penguins in their noble job to serve and swerve. i'm gonna get a nice big serving of ice cream everyday!..and say goodbye to my close to six pack belly...cause it will be a full fletched one in time to come.

for now, its back to classes. kids are like communist, when they are alone, they are weak. when they collate together, they can bring down the school, perhaps even the country. teaching is an art my friends. treasure the teachers u have.